i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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