i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You have to summon your inner elephant
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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