i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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