Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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