But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm bleeding and have questions
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