just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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