porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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