Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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