at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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