Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize