Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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