Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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