Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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