I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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