so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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