you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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