Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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