Your mouth is God's brothel.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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