I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Randomize
