: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i need some magic done to my vagina
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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