Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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