dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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