Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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