the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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