just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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