omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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