fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
