In the future we'll all be gay
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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