Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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