Kiss
Puke
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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