We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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