someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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