I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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