so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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