you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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