if i died would you start the facebook group?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize
