I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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