she was so not down for the gang bang
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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