The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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