Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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