he shaved USA in his pubs
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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