YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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