I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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