why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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