gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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