He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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