Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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