Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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