I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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