dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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