he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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