The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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