My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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