is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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