i permit you to call me
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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