I bet he comes in French.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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