This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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