im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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