Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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