Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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